Monday, August 11, 2008

-something

So, some guy came to my house and returned some of that thefty'd stuff. It was all in a zip lock bag...

My mum said all the guy said was that he worked with the Clifton garbage guys, and that he found this in one of the trashcans there...

Stuff returned from previous list:

2. cell phone
3. debit card (which was canceled anyway)
4. a check from my mother for $300.00 (also canceled)
8. my sisters car keys (but not including her camel key chain, but excluding her tamagotchi, pen key chain and stuffed dog key chain)
9. new expensive wallet
10. my license :)
15. check book/miscellaneous work/doodle papers (minus miscellaneous work/doodle papers)
16. insurance card
17. cafe card
19. house keys, including a couple of cards/pretty key chains
20. MY CELL PHONE CHAIIIINNNSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (only one of them, one broken, and two not there)
21. Pretty zippo-type-lighter that goes with a matching ashtray (still at home)
25. Xbox live 12 month subscription card :'(

And not mentioned new headphones (which were attached to my iriver clix, might I add). Another thing not on that list was some lotion, which I'm unsure if I should use.. or not?

Anyway, this is too odd. I'm not sure what to think. I think I would've been better off not getting anything back, because now I'm paranoid!!!

Aahhhhh.

Hmm...

Yeah :/

EDIT(for paranoia purposes): How the hell would this person have found this daaaaaaays after in a trash can? City only goes to each trashcan evrey week or something?

And how the hell did that guy know that everything in the trash that he happened to pick up belonged to me? He picked up fucking lotion??? Especially if the city didn't pick up shit for a week.

I'm shitting bricks here, guys.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

3 comments:

~ said...

Perhaps you showed up on the radar of homeland security/CIA/NSA/ or that new agency that's to L337 to have an ancronym or a name.
This is just their way, of getting to know you a little better.

More likely, some nice guy found your gear. He has a sister and knows how much they value their crap, and the feeling of loss.
Being fairly switched on, and someone who deals with garbage on a day to day basis. It wasn't to hard to tell the difference between everyday garbage(like banna skins), and a young girls personal effects.
Mayby call Clifton garbage to thank him personaly.

Also, Miaow.

teigan said...

The answer to your questions is simple enough: the guy was totally lying.

It's still mysterious, though.

[Xbox live 12 month subscription card :'(]

:'(?

[Another thing not on that list was some lotion, which I'm unsure if I should use.. or not?]

That all depends.. what kind of lotion is it?

Hamish said...

Thief Lotion.